Anti-Gift
Michael: I figured out what I'm going to get you for Christmas.
Me: Oh god, it's not more RAM is it?
Michael: No, it's...wait, what's wrong with RAM?
Me: You always tell me you're getting me a present and it turns out to be RAM.
Michael: So?
Me: I'm tired of RAM. RAM is not a gift. RAM is the anti-gift.
Michael: Hey! I'd LOVE some RAM for Christmas!
Me: I wouldn't. No RAM this year.
Michael: You're no fun.
Me: RAM is like getting clothes for Christmas.
Nov 19th